ii) ‘Believes in freedom of speech.’ - Except when practised by ‘Nazis’, ‘fascists’, ‘Islamophobes’, ‘racists’, the EDL, the BNP, counter-jihadists, right-wing Tories, ‘neo-Cons’, ‘Christian Zionists’; ‘far-right Republicans’. All these suffer from the pervasive leftist No Platform Policy, which rules the roost in nearly all Student Union offices, etc.
iii) ‘Protests against the 1%.’ - Except hip bands like U2/Coldplay/Pink Floyd, etc. who are all multimillionaires; except liberal Hollywood actors and actresses; their mummies and daddies; the Leftist/Liberal Establishment, which includes professors, journalists, lecturers, political leaders, and even Church leaders.
iv) ‘Hates capitalism.’ - Except the capitalist bodies owned and run by their parents; the Body Shop; the multi-million business of New Age Spookery; the publishers of Noam Chomsky’s weekly books.